Wednesday, September 30, 2009

If this shade is down I'm begging your forgiveness on bended knee with tears streaming down my face.

Miranda July

The Hallway

An Inspiring Woman.

Tell her your Password.

^go there.^


Monday, September 28, 2009

32ft of Noodles

In every can of Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup.

That's Oooodles and Oooodles of Nooodles.

But really?

My quest for an answer led to another question...

Q: Why do they call it chicken soup?

˙ƃuıʞooɔ sɐʍ ʇı ǝlıɥʍ ʇı ɥƃnoɹɥʇ pǝʞlɐʍ uǝʞɔıɥɔ ɐ ǝsnɐɔǝq :ɐ

My Friend has an Autistic Neighbor

Not that THAT really matters.

Anyway, Autistic Neighbor is convinced that my friend's dad [Hefner] has the hots for him.

So, A.N. wrote a barely legible note. It said...

"[Hefner], no offense, I just want you as a friend, I'm looking for a girlfriend"

Ouch, That's O.K. Autistic Neighbor. I doubt [Hefner] is heartbroken.

Love without desire, or conditions, or limits—a pure and radiant glow in the heart that could make me giddy and sad and glorious all at once

LAMB: the Gospel According to Biff,
Christ's Childhood Pall (Pg.26)
Christopher Moore

It took Jesus to break my 5 Month Curse.
I haven't been able to finish a book since may.
I'm currently reading 8 err 7 books.

I think it took a simple giggle inducing page turner to get me through to the Kingdom.

Try to read Lamb with out falling into a fit of laughter. Just try it. You will FAIL.

"I've fucked a thousand women, half again as many boys, some sheep, pigs, a few chickens, and the odd turtle." -Titus

"Making someone who is seeking comfort stand out in the cold is crock of rancid yak butter." -Josh (Jesus)

It took Jesus, Biff, 8 concubines, some monks, a yeti, fowl language, prostitutes and the most wonderful creative cursing I have ever heard.

So, that's all I have to say you leprous jar of camel snot!

Watership Down

Oh, rabbits...