If this shade is down I'm begging your forgiveness on bended knee with tears streaming down my face.

Miranda July
"thing"

The Hallway

An Inspiring Woman.



Tell her your Password.

^go there.^

MIRANDA JULY

32ft of Noodles

In every can of Campbells Chicken Noodle Soup.

That's Oooodles and Oooodles of Nooodles.

But really?

My quest for an answer led to another question...


Q: Why do they call it chicken soup?

˙ƃuıʞooɔ sɐʍ ʇı ǝlıɥʍ ʇı ɥƃnoɹɥʇ pǝʞlɐʍ uǝʞɔıɥɔ ɐ ǝsnɐɔǝq :ɐ

My Friend has an Autistic Neighbor

Not that THAT really matters.

Anyway, Autistic Neighbor is convinced that my friend's dad [Hefner] has the hots for him.

So, A.N. wrote a barely legible note. It said...

"[Hefner], no offense, I just want you as a friend, I'm looking for a girlfriend"

Ouch, That's O.K. Autistic Neighbor. I doubt [Hefner] is heartbroken.

Love without desire, or conditions, or limits—a pure and radiant glow in the heart that could make me giddy and sad and glorious all at once

LAMB: the Gospel According to Biff,
Christ's Childhood Pall (Pg.26)
Christopher Moore

It took Jesus to break my 5 Month Curse.
I haven't been able to finish a book since may.
I'm currently reading 8 err 7 books.

I think it took a simple giggle inducing page turner to get me through to the Kingdom.

Try to read Lamb with out falling into a fit of laughter. Just try it. You will FAIL.

"I've fucked a thousand women, half again as many boys, some sheep, pigs, a few chickens, and the odd turtle." -Titus

"Making someone who is seeking comfort stand out in the cold is crock of rancid yak butter." -Josh (Jesus)

It took Jesus, Biff, 8 concubines, some monks, a yeti, fowl language, prostitutes and the most wonderful creative cursing I have ever heard.

So, that's all I have to say you leprous jar of camel snot!

Watership Down

Oh, rabbits...