My Friend has an Autistic Neighbor

Not that THAT really matters.

Anyway, Autistic Neighbor is convinced that my friend's dad [Hefner] has the hots for him.

So, A.N. wrote a barely legible note. It said...

"[Hefner], no offense, I just want you as a friend, I'm looking for a girlfriend"

Ouch, That's O.K. Autistic Neighbor. I doubt [Hefner] is heartbroken.